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After picking Jack up from preschool he asked where we were going. I said "home"
J~ "Why" M~ " Because that's where we live."
J~ " Actually, we live on the Earth!"
At least he's paying attention in preschool!

Daddy ~ " Jack you are such a good teacher."
Jack ~ " No I'm not, I'm just a boy!"

When I went into Jacks room after he woke up from his nap today he was holding a finger against his forehead. I said "What's the matter Jack?" He said "Nothing, I just have a hole in my head." Trying not to laugh..." How did you get a hole in your head?" J~ " I don't know, but it's o.k. I'm gonna be allright, it's just a little hole in my head." After examining the evidence I determined it was in fact not a hole but a little bug bite. I said "I think your o.k. it's just a little bump." J~ " A bump!? Oh goodness sakes!" and then got up and went about his bussiness.

We were watching a show about dinosaurs and I said, "Look, a 3 horn!" Jack looked at me with an irritated little grimace and said " Mommy, that's a Triceritops." and then proceeded to roll his eyes at me. Well excuse me smarty pants!

~Nolan crying in the background:
Mom "Jack what happened?"
J "Nolan hurt himself."
M "How did Nolan hurt himself ?"
J " Ummm, I was spinning him rownd and rownd in circles like this (twirling finger really fast) and then he just hurt himself!"

~I come into the room to see why Nolan is crying (again) and he has a bucket over his head and Jack is knocking on it.
Mommy: "Jack stop hitting Nolan!"
Jack: "Im NOT, I'm hitting the bucket!"

~ Mommy: "Jack please leave me alone for 2 seconds so I can finish dinner!!!"
J: "sulks off to his room. After about 30 seconds comes back into kitchen with a very pathetic look on his face and says in the quietest voice I've heard from him "Mommy, you just hurt my feelers."

~ On our way to a playdate...
Nolan is crying..
Jack: "Shhhhh! Nolan be quiet, we are going to a playdate, don't blow it!"

~ Jack " Britton wouldyou just leave me alone, I'm trying to think straight!"
I don't know where he gets his attitude :-}

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

nieces

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